I have spent the last 30 minutes talking to some of the nicest people. All of them, however, were universally annoyed that the Craigslist ad for "Free Tamarack Firewood" was not genuine and their time was wasted. That's right. It would appear my harassers have placed a phony ad on Craigslist with my information. The people responding to the ad have been very apologetic and sympathetic to my plight. Many callers, when hearing it's a phony ad, suggested retributions involving duct tape and/or broken kneecaps. Together we laugh, but I have no plans on revenge.